28 March 2009

Dear Scarlett Johansson,

Bring back your boobs.

People pay for these things. Don't go getting all Hollywood anorexic to try to fit in.

Face it: The boobs and hips are the only reason you're famous. Respect that shiz.

Ok fine, Lost In Translation was pretty good too.


Where the hell did they go?!

N.B. This open letter submitted by TCFS

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