Dear David Caruso,

So, it's Monday afternoon and we are starting to drag. We need a quick little break and re-energize ourselves and get through to the end of the day.

What better way to take a quick break than with some clips from your critically acclaimed highly rated television show: CSI: Miami.

Your one-liners are absolutely classic. Beginning of the show, slipping on the sunglasses, delivering the line, then intro to that Who song in the title sequence.

Absolute gold.

That's why we keep coming back, David. That's why.


Regards,
Everyone


Sure it's a seven minute clip but just get it started and sort of zone out to David Caruso in the most Zen way you can. And it's therapeutic.

Dear Big Screen TV,

Watch out, 'cause California might ban you!

The California Energy Commission is considering a proposal that would ban California retailers from selling all but the most energy-efficient televisions. Critics say the news standards could take 25 percent of televisions off the market — most of them 40 inches or larger.
~ Brian Joseph // OC Register

Well, now I regret not buying one of you while Circuit City was in its death throes.

And listen to this propaganda that the state of California is spitting out:

How much money can these proposals save?

These proposals can save you $18 to nearly $30 per year per television.
http://www.energy.ca.gov/appliances/tv_faqs.html

Yep,that's it, Big Screen TV. California is willing to sell you out for a savings of $30 per TV, per year.

The world already says it's inefficient to have large SUVs, big gas-guzzling trucks, and big ol' 200-watt light bulbs, the least we can have is you, Big Screen TV. I hope you're with us for a long, long time.


Regards,
Everyone

Do you like your big ass TV? Let the California Energy Commission Commission know how you feel because these regulations might go down sooner than you think: appliances@energy.state.ca.us

Dear Bachelor,

You're kid is going to be so f*cked up from all of your selfish, pitiful woman chasing. Did you really break down and cry on national TV? Did you really introduce a 3 year old to two mommies? Did you really LOSE on the bachelorette?

You suck.


Regards,
Everyone



N.B. This open letter submitted by TCFS

P.S. In addition, reality television sucks. Regards, [J]

Dear Sleep Function On My TV,

People across the nation fall asleep with the TV on and then you turn the TV off for us.

Sleep Function? You. Fucking. Rule.


Regards,
Everyone