Dear Scarlett Johansson,

Bring back your boobs.



People pay for these things. Don't go getting all Hollywood anorexic to try to fit in.

Face it: The boobs and hips are the only reason you're famous. Respect that shiz.

Ok fine, Lost In Translation was pretty good too.


Regards,
Everyone

Where the hell did they go?!



N.B. This open letter submitted by TCFS

Dear Female Film Characters I Want To Marry,

I would marry the real-life incarnations of you three in a heartbeat:

3. Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer


2. Winona Ryder in Reality Bites


1. Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation




Regards,
Everyone

Honorable Mentions: Rachel McAdams in The Notebook, Katherine Ross in The Graduate, Heather Graham in Swingers, Keira Knightley in Pride & Prejudice.