Dear People Who Get The Jesus License Plate,

Call us old-fashioned but getting the Lord on your license plate is a bit tacky, don't you think?

It's certainly causing a little controversy in Florida:

The two new designs are Christian-themed, one featuring a cross in front a stained-glass window and the other an image of Jesus Christ in a position that most resembles him on the cross.
[Huffington Post]

If you were regular readers of this blog, you'd know how we feel about personalized license plates and such.

But this really takes the cake.

This is almost as bad as the President Obama commemorative coin.

When Florida Governor Charlie Christ Crist was asked about separation of church and state and he quipped, "If they don't want one they don't have to buy one."

Fair enough, Governor. All of you bible-thumpers can stop complaining about pornography and abortion and gay marriage.

If you don't want one, you don't have to have one.


As for you People Who Get The Jesus License Plate? Please go and hang your head in shame. We're all embarrassed for you.


Regards,
Everyone

Dear Personalized License Plate,

How can can I take you or the driver of your motor vehicle with any degree of seriousness?

We get it. You have a grandson who loves you. You survived cancer. You have a God-fearing family. You love the [insert sports team here]. You really like Styx. You're a dentist/lawyer/cowboy/pimp.

You are aware that the cost of your license plate is included in your registration fees, right? I'm sure you are aware that you don't have to pay extra for a nice license plate number like: 4QTN917

But, yet, here you are purchasing a personalized license plate. Why? It's almost as worthless as putting a spoiler on a Toyota Corolla.

H8T 2 W8? I'd hate to wait any longer before I take a sledgehammer to your license plate.

And MOLTARR? I'd like to tar and feather this vanity plate.

Personalized plates don't impress anyone. Please remove and throw away into hobo fireplaces.



Regards,
Everyone

Knowledge:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moltar






Ed. Note: We get it. You were drunk and feeling self-righteous when you bought that hybrid vehicle. Or you were drunk when you got that personalized plate. Either way, you're a drunk.

Photo submitted by TCFS


Ed. Note: 'Won Big' then. Lost dignity now.

Photo submitted by TCFS


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Personalized License Plate

N.B. Photos taken with my Canon PowerShot SD1100IS unless indicated otherwise.