Showing posts with label nostalgia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nostalgia. Show all posts

06 May 2009

Dear MTV The Grind,

Ahh. We remember you with such feelings of nostalgia!

This was when cable television was still innocent. This was when the critics were saying, "A 24-hour news channel? That's ridiculous! A 24-hour sports network? Crazy talk! A channel that plays music 24-hours a day? Nonsense!"

MTV looked this critics straight in the eye and said, "Fuck you. We're playing music all day long." [Ironically, MTV barely plays music anymore].

Like a dictator drunk with power, MTV even decided they'd revive that American Bandstand and Soul Train sort of vibe with you - The Grind - and bring dance music to the masses.

The pitch probably went something like this:
  • Think American Bandstand meets Soul Train
  • Think scantily clad chicks and muscle-bound dudes dancing.
  • Think of them dancing around a pool to the latest dance-club hits.
Sold.

Of course, as you remember, you also spawned a bunch of workout DVDs tapes.

But sometimes all good things must come to an end.

And your end was quite sad.

You had to tape episodes on top of a roof in New York and due to noise ordinances, your episodes had to be taped without music. We can only imagine how the dancers had to manage in such music-less conditions.

But we still remember you with fondness. Especially when we have our nostalgia-filled MTV The Grind parties!


Regards,
Everyone

Yes, this show was that cheesy.

24 April 2009

Dear Leeroy Jenkins,

It's Friday. It has been a long week. And as usual, Friday has been dragging its feet.

So, that's where you come in, Leeroy Jenkins!




Hahahahaha. Oh boy, that really hit the spot. Thanks, Leeroy. Now can you possibly get Friday to hurry the fuck up?


Regards,
Everyone



Knowledge:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins