Dear Friendly Fires - "Paris" (Aeroplane Remix),

It's Friday and we should be rejoicing!

Should be.

However, Friday - as it is wont to do - is dragging its feet. Slowly crawling to the finish line. Being a complete jerk about it. Like an old person walking in front of you on a sidewalk that is far too narrow.

Thankfully you are around, Friendly Fires! Your fantastic song "Paris" has been remixed into a wonderfully summery choon:



Thanks guys, this is sure to make this Friday move along a bit more quickly.


Regards,
Everyone

N.B. Don't mind the Paris Hilton, just mind the song.

Knowledge:
http://www.last.fm/music/Friendly+Fires

Dear Leeroy Jenkins,

It's Friday. It has been a long week. And as usual, Friday has been dragging its feet.

So, that's where you come in, Leeroy Jenkins!




Hahahahaha. Oh boy, that really hit the spot. Thanks, Leeroy. Now can you possibly get Friday to hurry the fuck up?


Regards,
Everyone



Knowledge:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins

Dear Belaire,

You make a late-Friday afternoon that much more tolerable with your bright, upbeat tunes and dreamy vocals. But to call you "just another synthpop band from Austin, TX" would be an injustice! There is certainly quality here.



Are you too hipster for us? Probably. Is your music a little too twee our tastes? Most likely.

But we cannot deny that (a) it's Friday and (b) your music has been on repeat.


Regards,
Everyone

Knowledge:
http://www.myspace.com/belaire
http://www.last.fm/music/Belaire

Dear Drinking With Friends,

Apparently you are good for me:

"The study of Japanese men years found that moderate to light alcohol consumption, coupled with high levels of social support, were linked to lower rates of heart disease and stroke."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29779755/

Friends? Alcohol? Weekend? Hurry up, Friday. Let's do this.


Regards,
Everyone

Dear Friday,

You fucking jerk.

First, you appear all sunny and shit. But I walk outside and it's fucking cold.

Second, you just take forever to get going. What's your deal? You've been doing this since the invention of the modern day calendar. You would think that you would know how to speed it up. But here you are fumbling with the day like a 9th grade boy fumbling with a bra.

Third, you and the 13th really team up to be a pretty mean combo. What the hell is that all about? You assholes.

Fuck you, Friday. Fuck you.


Regards,
Everyone

PS: I need 10mg of Claritin. Stat.


Knowledge:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th

Dear Friday,

Fuck you, asshole. We get it. You're the cock of the walk. Struttin' around like you own the week.

One day we won't need you 'cause every day will be Friday! Take that!!


Regards,
Everyone

Dear Friday,

Thanks for stopping by. Now hurry the fuck up and get out of here.


Regards,
Everyone