You fucking jerk.
First, you appear all sunny and shit. But I walk outside and it's fucking cold.
Second, you just take forever to get going. What's your deal? You've been doing this since the invention of the modern day calendar. You would think that you would know how to speed it up. But here you are fumbling with the day like a 9th grade boy fumbling with a bra.
Third, you and the 13th really team up to be a pretty mean combo. What the hell is that all about? You assholes.
Fuck you, Friday. Fuck you.
PS: I need 10mg of Claritin. Stat.