Please stop forwarding me e-mails from all of your 50 year old lady friends who think its funny to pass along Good Luck chain letters, Obama jokes, and anything where I have to scroll past 6,000 forwarded e-mail addresses to see the useless information that you naively thought was funny to send to me.
I love you. I really do. But I forwarded this stuff when I was 13 (you know, when Al Gore invented the Internet).
Stop spamming your own child. Please.
N.B. This open letter submitted by TCFS