This is what we're talking about, God. None of this Ash bullshit!
This is Palm Sunday time!
This was the day Jesus cruises into Jerusalem and pretty much says, "How do you like Me now?" And everyone is hollering at Him and being, like, "You rock, Jesus!"
Then He swings by the Temple and was, like, "What the fuck? Not in My house! And certainly not in My Father's house!" and drives out all those money-changers and other assholes who were buying and selling in the house of the Lord.
We'd like to think He used some sick MMA-moves to kick their asses.
Point is, Palm Sunday is pretty effin' cool. You also get cooler prizes from church like a palm frond shaped like cross. OR A SWORD.
Don't remember that story? Go to Sunday School you heathen.
See? It looks like a sword, right?