Where the hell have you been?
We were used to checking out the blog semi-regularly, reading some pseduo-humorous posts on the world around us, and then (sometimes) coming down with a case of the L-O-Ls.
But you haven't posted since the 25th of November 2009.
Are you dead? Did you have too much to eat during Thanksgiving? Did you get arrested after driving a modified electric Barbie car? Did Jay Leno steal your job and NBC didn't allow you to blog until a later date (but you can still Tweet)? Did you, Tiger Woods, and Jesse James(not the outlaw) go to rehab for your alleged "sex addiction"? Did you turn into a drunk Scottish bear? Or maybe you've been cheating on your blog with another blog?
To borrow a quote from the poet of our generation, Britney Spears, "Gimmie, gimmie more."
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N.B. This open letter submitted by Regards, Everyone Fan Club #42, West Des Moines, IA
N.B. This video brought to you by Britney, bitch.