Dear Zombies,

Quit fucking up Time Warner's Internet and cable TV. You're making it real hard for me to search for hard news, learn from educational videos on National Geographic's web site, and watch the San Diego Zoo panda cam.

Thanks for nothing. Assholes.


Regards,
Everyone

PS: And Dear Time Warner Cable, stop being so susceptible to zombie attacks. Please learn how to fight back more effectively. Thank you. Regards, Everyone.


Here's what Time Warner Cable had to say for themselves:

We suspect that the attackers are using "zombie computers," or hijacking unsuspecting subscribers’ machines to perpetuate the attack without its owner’s knowledge.

Click here for a bit more on Time Warner Cable's issues in Los Angeles.