09 September 2009

Dear Beatles Fans,

You're suckers.

But let's face it... We're all suckers.

We're going to go out there and buy those records and those box sets and watch the television specials and pretty much anything that says "Beatles" on it.

It's Beatlemania all over again.
[O]n Amazon’s list of top sellers, “Abbey Road” from 1969 is edging out “The Beatles,” which is followed by “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” “Revolver” and “Rubber Soul.”
[LA Times]
And the box sets are selling like hot cakes too!

Don't look now, Beatles Fans, but keep spending that hard-earned cash and you might see The Beatles kick-start this sluggish economy. (Wishful thinking).

Now before you go off and do something rash, here are some tips:

Be sure to buy the mono box set which is the way God George Martin and The Beatles intended. And then individually buy the ones that were done in stereo: "Yellow Submarine," "Abbey Road," and "Let It Be."

Then pick up the Past Masters (it combines both volumes!).

And then you're pretty much set.


Well, almost set. You definitely gotta get A Hard Day's Night and Help! on DVD, then The Beatles Anthology (book and DVD set). Then maybe you wanna pick up The Beatles: The Biography by Bob Spitz. Then maybe Larry Kane's awesome books on The Beatles. Then posters, old magazines, Beatles gear books, books on the chords and structures of the songs, chord books, Rickenbackers, solo albums. And the inevitable Beatles iPod that will come out when Beatles songs are finally sold on iTunes.

And while we're at it, where are The Rutles remasters??

Jeez. All of this is like heroin.

But the good kind of heroin where you don't die when you use a lot then build a tolerance and use more until you overdose.

Y'know, the heroin that says "Beatleroin" on it.


Regards,
Everyone

6 comments:

  1. Yoko is going to get a few new dollars from me in the coming days, for sure.

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  2. Dear Joe,
    Thanks for the links. I just pissed away $300.
    Regards, Steve's Wallet.

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  3. Everyone is a sucker who is in love ... and what sane person isn't in love with The Beatles?

    ::sigh::

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  4. Dear Steve's Wallet,

    You're welcome.


    Regards,
    The Beatles: Who have given you more than $300.00 worth of peace, joy, excitement, and inspiration.

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  5. Love this blog man, had a quick browse through just now, Funny yet serious haha. We're just starting up again, miss reading stuff like this.

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  6. There's more than $300.00 worth to express The Beatles music, and 10 million reason you want to grab it. Thank Joe.


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