Dear Pedestrian,

Don't make me turn this into a hit-and-run.


Regards,
Everyone


I'm halfway into turning into a parking lot with ample time before the oncoming traffic gets to me. But here comes this pedestrian leisurely strolling up the sidewalk.

Can't you see me? Can't you see the oncoming traffic? Can't you see that I'm trying to get into this parking lot?

My car weighs about 15 times more than you.

Get. Out. Of. My. Fucking. Way.