05 February 2009

Dear Los Angeles Drivers,

CHRIST, IT'S ONLY RAIN.

Regards,
Everyone




I'm not sure what happens when it starts to rain but even the best drivers in Los Angeles panic and drive 20 miles per hour, don't brake early enough, get into fender-benders and just freak. the. fuck. out.

What's the deal? Sure, some might say, "Oh, it's all these people in Los Angeles who don't know how to drive in the rain."

But last I checked, there are a lot of transplants from traditionally rainy cities that live here and they fuck up too (but then blame it on "LA drivers." I call bullshit).

Either way, it's rainy. Deal with it.

PS: Who uses GIF files anymore?! This guy (and MySpace users and web sites from 1997).

1 comment:

  1. Dude, try driving in Jersey - in the SNOW. Or the ice. You get so much as a flurry, and people turn into idiots.

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