Dear Fucking Hipster,

Did you see that web site dedicated to your hipster-ness? It's called "Look at this fucking hipster" and it's pretty much like The Sartorialist of the hipster world.

We found this to pretty amusing because we like making fun of you, you Fucking Hipster.

We hate your ironic sunglasses, your silly shirts with even sillier slogans, skinny jeans, hipster belts, pointed shoes, fancy coats, stupid scarves, and stupid vintage outfits that would've gotten you beat up in 1976, 1986, 1996 and in 2006.

But who knows how this crazy Hipster Code works? For all we know, this Hipster web site may actually be praising Hipsters for their Hipster behavior! Their Hiphavior, if you will.

Maybe Hipsters are like, "Boy, I hope I get photographed and posted on this site." Maybe this is some crazy Cobra Snake thing!

In making fun of the Hipster we may simply be glorifying the Hipster.

Make fun of them? That means they're even more Hipster.
Don't make fun of them? That gives them the coveted SHS: Smug Hipster Satisfaction.

It appears as if we can never win with these Hipsters.


Now, one wonders if it actually takes a Hipster to know a Hipster...

Holy shit. By taking pleasure in "Look at this fucking hipster" are we Hipsters? Hipsters in denial? Closet Hipsters?

Fuck.


Regards,
Everyone

There's a good chance you might be a Hipster and you didn't even know! If you don't care that you're a Hipster. Well, your chances of being a Hipster just increased.

Knowledge knwldg (i don't think Hipsters use vowels):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(contemporary_subculture)

Thanks to Shira and Keriann for sending me the link!