Dear Stoners,

We get it. It's 420. Marijuana should be legalized. Your hand-blown glass bong is the shit. You've named your pipe. You've got a pot-leaf sticker on the back of your car. You have twelve Bob Marley t-shirts. Watching Harry Potter (*giggle*) is better high. Hell, everything is better high!

Get a job, you freakin' hippie.


Now where did we put that pipe?


Regards,
Everyone

Woah, it's Knowledge, maaaan:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)

Dear Michael Phelps,

Now I know why you eat 12,000,000 calories a day!

I get it, Phelpsy, athletes aren't role models. And c'mon you won 14 gold medals. What's a little weed?

See you at the next Dave show, bro.

Regards,
Everyone