25 February 2009

Dear Traffic Lights,

I was just thinking that other day, I can't wait until ALL of you have that awesome countdown thingy. It's super-helpful. I hope the new stimulus package has a provision for more of you guys.


Regards,
Everyone


4 comments:

  1. The first time I saw one of those was in Aspen, CO in 1999/2000. I cried a little, thinking I was looking into a glorious future.

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  2. But I think this glorious future, without being extremely pessimistic, is far more interested in stimulating the economy as in installing more of those I TAKE YOUR HD PICTURE AND FUCK YOU TO THE TUNE OF $414 DOLLARS machines.

    Those countdown devices only tease us into thinking someone's on our side.

    What a charming outlook, I know.

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  3. Fuck you, Big Brother Cameras.

    Regards,
    Everyone.

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  4. I love the LOLA sticker. LOLA NYC is a great clothing store in Manhattan.

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