Dear Wallaby,

Thank you for cutting our grass!

Thousands of miles from their native Tasmania, the wallabies help keep the garden trim and have been a big success with the family's three children.
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Okay, okay. So it turns out that we need, like, a whole herd pod bunch of you guys to really effectively cut the grass. But why wouldn't we want a handful of you guys to keep the yard trim?

We have weighed the pros and cons:

Pro

• Wallabies are awesome.
• They are mini-kangaroos.
• They will keep your grass trim.
• If wallabies become boring, they can be made into Wallaby Burgers.

Con

• You cannot train them to box humans like a kangaroo.

We think the evidence is pretty clear, Wallaby. We are going to start getting you into our gardens.

Or our grills.


Regards,
Everyone