Since high school I have sent in jocular jokes, amusing anecdotes and funny fables for you to publish.
But nothing. That pisses me off 'cause I know I've sent in better shit than those jerks in "All In A Day's Work" or "Life In These United States."
Publish my shit and give me my money.
Bitch.
Regards,
Everyone
Think you're funny? Well, let the assholes at Reader's Digest be the judge of that. Submit your story and if you get published you owe me a drink.
I can't imagine why they haven't published you. You're hilarious.
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