Dear Jay Cutler and Josh McDaniels,

You guys HAVE to be fucking kidding me.

As much as we love seeing the Denver Broncos implode before our very eyes, we're pretty sick of all of this nonsense.

We get it. It's a power struggle. Boring.

Hey Cutler, it's a business. Get over it.

Thank god the college basketball tournament is about to start. I'm looking forward to this news being buried in the middle of the paper next to the NHL standings and below the fold (that's journo-speak!).


Regards,
Everyone

Cutler wants a trade. Cutler is a baby.

Cutler being a baby on the right. New coach on the left.