Dear Old Person In Front Of Me,

Please organize your goddamn coupons, punch-in your phone number, then punch it in again, realize you changed your phone number, then punch it in again and have your check written out before the cashier is done. And bring a pen.

I swear there must be an army of geriatrics that mobilizes and gets in front of me every time I'm in line at the grocery store.


Regards,
Everyone