Dear Bachelor,

You're kid is going to be so f*cked up from all of your selfish, pitiful woman chasing. Did you really break down and cry on national TV? Did you really introduce a 3 year old to two mommies? Did you really LOSE on the bachelorette?

You suck.


Regards,
Everyone



N.B. This open letter submitted by TCFS

P.S. In addition, reality television sucks. Regards, [J]

Dear Renee Zellwegger,

Open your eyes.


Regards,
Everyone



N.B. This open letter submitted by TCFS

Dear Vending Machine,

YOU TAKE CREDIT/DEBIT CARDS?!

That. Is. Amazing.

The future is here!

But apparently the future is expensive (especially with the Santa Monica Pier markup). Fuck you, Vending Machine and inflated costs. Fuck you for charging $3.00 for a 20 oz. Coca-Cola.



Regards,
Everyone



N.B. Photo taken with my Canon D60 SLR.

Dear NASCAR,

You look pretty awesome in High Definition. I can't imagine watching NASCAR any other way from here on out.

Yes, we secretly like watching you too.


Regards,
Everyone

Kyle Busch won the race in Las Vegas earlier today:

Dear Female Film Characters I Want To Marry,

I would marry the real-life incarnations of you three in a heartbeat:

3. Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer


2. Winona Ryder in Reality Bites


1. Scarlett Johansson in Lost In Translation




Regards,
Everyone

Honorable Mentions: Rachel McAdams in The Notebook, Katherine Ross in The Graduate, Heather Graham in Swingers, Keira Knightley in Pride & Prejudice.